Have you ever

Laughed so hard at work that your stomach was sore from laughing as opposed to working. I don't think I saw so many funny things happen today at work before. One of the suits was trying to get this guy's attention and called his name about 5 times and then said "Hey tweeker, STOP!" and ya know what the dude stopped. There were references to this dude all day that were just unbelievably funny. Too bad most of you are so far away to not be able to know the background stories. Because I know it's no where near as funny when I write it. But anyway, I wish I could remember all the funny things that happened today but there were just too many. Apparently, there is a new OSHA rule that states, if your boobs are bigger than your head, you're not allowed to drive a scissor lift. Well, of course I couldn't let that one go... and kept bringing it up all day long every time I got in a scissor lift. Hmmm, what else... Oh, there was this one lady, who thinks she knows it all, on a previous gig. The story came up that after 8 hours she told the lead that she had had enough of him and walked off the job. Well, that lead was working today and the morning started out with comments of "Kenny, I've just had enough of you, I'm leaving." So, I can leave it up to your imagination what the other jokes were about and your probably close... I do work with union guys. But now the work day is over and I'm ready for a bath and bed...